Celebrity Influence

Wow, I some how managed to miss Michael Jackson's Earth Song, back in the day.

But my girlfriend caught me up on it and now I'm sorta pissed off.

I'm suddenly, again, outraged that Oprah is retiring.

I can't say that this oil spill hasn't gotten a lot of media attention, but does anyone feel like there's something not happening which used to happen with shit like this?

Does anyone feel like "more should be done," but you can't place your finger on it?

That's because Michael Jackson used to have our backs and he'd sound the alarm and there'd be a huge production and shit would get -or at least feel- better.

What do we have instead? Kevin fucking Costner!

Oprah! You can't just take your money and turn your backs on us.

My Michael Jackson Post

THERE'S STILL BLOOD ON THE STREETS OF TEHRAN!!!!!!!

If you loved Micheal Jackson so much, why did you let him die $400Million in Debt? Shame on you and your iPod.

Additionally- THERE'S STILL BLOOD ON THE STREETS OF TEHRAN!!!!!!!!

When Clinton was shooting Missiles into Bagdhad, Michael Jackson was the top news story.

After Bush stood in front of a banner reading "Mission Accomplished," we all turned our heads and started talking about Jesus Juice!

Now Iran is divided and we have to wait a few weeks before we get to hear MJ's toxicology report. I'm sorry but if his blood work comes back dirty, then we're totally invading Iran. (Cause MJ was murdered by the war machine).