SIES

I caught the bride's garter at a weekend wedding and realized it's the sixth (6th) one I've caught.



That's fucking obscene! SIX????


If I catch another one, I'm going to start attending weddings with past garters striping down my left arm. Sort of a wedding-ey scalp collection- if you catch my drift. And I'm going to start doing big-dick struts around the dance floor when I claim future trophies.

It will be nice to have some notoriety.

I'd rather reign in prison, but the chances of that are pretty slim.