Thanks to my generous friend Nick, this is me wearing a partially-inflated, Airline, Life Vest.
Ignoring the "OR" in the image below-
This is me OVER INFLATING an Airline Life preserver.
This is the childhood epiphany that your head is fucking stuck in the back of a chair or inside a staircase hand rail.
This is the power of Co2
And this is the death collar from the movie Saw III
So while my girlfriend and I were in a frenzy to figure out how to SAFELY remove the rigid, creaking, ice-cold, time bomb- from around my neck,
This is what I squealed (while on my knees)-
"Are you Googling 'Stupid Fucking Boyfriend???'"
Fail.
Sabotage, Seattle Style
3 years ago
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