Billy Mays

Billy Mays, I guess, died of heart failure, but he still wasn't wearing his seat belt when his flight landed.

Billy Mays was rich in money, rich in spirit, and probably a dick in every other department.

I had an isle seat, sharing my row with a woman and her father. On take-off, both the woman and myself noticed a strip of vapor streaming from the engine. She and I both thought it was an aeronautical emergency but her father assured us that it was just clouds getting sliced.

Then he said "If the lord decides it's our time, then it's our time."
So says the guy who can dress like the crocodile hunter and take two months off work to take his daughter on a mission to build a clinic in rural Asia.

So hey, maybe that's what Billy Mays was thinking when he blatantly ignored the fasten seat belt sign at the risk of getting chewed out by a flight attendant. "If the lord decides it's my time, then it's my time."
Fuck you!

If you're going to embrace gods plan by flirting with being projected from your seat and pin-balling through a cabin full of passengers then you're a fucking dick.

My Michael Jackson Post

THERE'S STILL BLOOD ON THE STREETS OF TEHRAN!!!!!!!

If you loved Micheal Jackson so much, why did you let him die $400Million in Debt? Shame on you and your iPod.

Additionally- THERE'S STILL BLOOD ON THE STREETS OF TEHRAN!!!!!!!!

When Clinton was shooting Missiles into Bagdhad, Michael Jackson was the top news story.

After Bush stood in front of a banner reading "Mission Accomplished," we all turned our heads and started talking about Jesus Juice!

Now Iran is divided and we have to wait a few weeks before we get to hear MJ's toxicology report. I'm sorry but if his blood work comes back dirty, then we're totally invading Iran. (Cause MJ was murdered by the war machine).

Thanks

The person who thought that "tq," would be an appropriate abbreviation for "Thank you," was a fucking idiot for thinking that "Thank you," should ever be abbreviated.

Observation by the unemployed

I've come to observe that the only reason why facebook is so popular, is because it's pure drip girl abuse of myspace.

Seriously, it feels like a network built completely around the stupid bulletins girls used to post on myspace, the stupid comments they used to leave on profiles, and it's all wrapped up in a nice little package where random guys can't search-for/holler-at random single girls.