Saturday, November 13, 2010

Job Fail


Long ago, around 2003, I think some lady was giving a bj to her boyfriend, and her 4 year old daughter came in the room.

"Why were you putting your mouth on his thing?" she probably asked.
And, the mom probably answered something along the lines of "because it's special and we like it," or maybe she said "because it tastes good," who knows.

This little girl gets dropped off at daycare on Monday and blows a kid in the play house. It wasn't a proper blowjob, I'm sure, but according to one of the kids who saw it, "She put his penis in her mouth." She made a fist in front of her mouth to illustrate a pretend wiener in her hand. "Then she showed me his penis," she pointed the pretend penis at me, "then she laughed, and kept sucking it."

And that's why there's, now, no roof on the play house at L.P.A. in Redmond.