I'd consider the double rainbow video to be fairly lame on the long list of viral media. This next video is also pretty lame but I can't get enough of it.
Sabotage, Seattle Style
5 years ago
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Celebrity Influence
Wow, I some how managed to miss Michael Jackson's Earth Song, back in the day.
But my girlfriend caught me up on it and now I'm sorta pissed off.
I'm suddenly, again, outraged that Oprah is retiring.
I can't say that this oil spill hasn't gotten a lot of media attention, but does anyone feel like there's something not happening which used to happen with shit like this?
Does anyone feel like "more should be done," but you can't place your finger on it?
That's because Michael Jackson used to have our backs and he'd sound the alarm and there'd be a huge production and shit would get -or at least feel- better.
What do we have instead? Kevin fucking Costner!
Oprah! You can't just take your money and turn your backs on us.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Rules of the Marion Manor of Iowa
1. No more chances.
2. No snotty, self-absorbed, - do as [you] damn well please - attitudes.
3. No slobbery (in part, or in total).
4. No rights.
5. No minding of business of which is not your own.
6. No further transgressions.
7. No snotty outbursts.
8. No sneaking out.
9. No staying out past 11:00pm on work nights.
10. No tromping up the stairs.
11. No leaving the lights on.
12. No cooking nor phone calls into the late hours of the night.
13. No AWOL's.
14. No bathroom messes.
15. No hiding messes behind closed doors.
16. No smoking (and no evidence there of).
17. No dirty Dishes.
18. No kitchen messes.
19. No misplacing of household items.
2. No snotty, self-absorbed, - do as [you] damn well please - attitudes.
3. No slobbery (in part, or in total).
4. No rights.
5. No minding of business of which is not your own.
6. No further transgressions.
7. No snotty outbursts.
8. No sneaking out.
9. No staying out past 11:00pm on work nights.
10. No tromping up the stairs.
11. No leaving the lights on.
12. No cooking nor phone calls into the late hours of the night.
13. No AWOL's.
14. No bathroom messes.
15. No hiding messes behind closed doors.
16. No smoking (and no evidence there of).
17. No dirty Dishes.
18. No kitchen messes.
19. No misplacing of household items.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Idea for the Gulf Coast Oil Spill
People with names like Kenneth Montana belong to commissions dealing with tourism around the Gulf Coast. They're shitting their pants right now because the Deep Horizon Oil Spill is going to decimate the tourism sector in that region.
Someone should tell someone to tell something like FEMA to raise an army of volunteers across the nation, fund their transport, set up some tents and have a huge beach party/ relief effort where patriots and burners can go make and spend a little money in these twilight tourist communities.
Each volunteer should get paid $70 (tax free) for each salvaged barrel of crude, and BP should cut the checks. They have to clean it up anyway, and if the shit is out their too long, it'll end up worthless, so we might as well get to work scooping it up.
Someone should tell someone to tell something like FEMA to raise an army of volunteers across the nation, fund their transport, set up some tents and have a huge beach party/ relief effort where patriots and burners can go make and spend a little money in these twilight tourist communities.
Put me in charge and I'll work out the details, but for the time being, here's what I've whipped up.
We pay Mexico between $74 and $84 per barrel of crude.
We pay Mexico between $74 and $84 per barrel of crude.
Each volunteer should get paid $70 (tax free) for each salvaged barrel of crude, and BP should cut the checks. They have to clean it up anyway, and if the shit is out their too long, it'll end up worthless, so we might as well get to work scooping it up.
I know that scooping oil into a barrel might only yield $140 a day, but I'm sure that after 2 days, the weekend ruff necks will be improvising better, faster methods of filling those barrels. Plus, free FEMA accommodations and $140 a day is way better than being hella unemployed. Think of it as fishing only every time you cast, you catch something.
Seriously though, why not?
This picture is losing it's momentum.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Picture Review
If having to settle for a pulled pork sandwich isn't a big enough disappointment when you're eating out, Red Hook Brewery will double your disappointment when you actually get to see what you're spending $11 on.
This fucker is reading while driving.
Me looking thinner than usual in my late 20's.
This is a Japanese ring featuring a massive pearl.
This is how much a candy bar is supposed to cost.
This is me at my heaviest, around age 20.
This was once "the swimming hole."
This is a board game for Lord of the Rings.
This is litter left on a hiking trail by some prick who eats organic produce.
This fucker is reading while driving.
Me looking thinner than usual in my late 20's.
This is a Japanese ring featuring a massive pearl.
This is how much a candy bar is supposed to cost.
This is me at my heaviest, around age 20.
This was once "the swimming hole."
This is a board game for Lord of the Rings.
This is litter left on a hiking trail by some prick who eats organic produce.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
A Sunny Saturday
There was a 10 for $10 deal at QFC, so I thought I'd impress the girlfriend by chugging 10 vitamin-waters in the parking lot.
While I gulped through the third bottle, my girlfriend announced that, according to the labels, I had just consumed 60 ounces of panic attack potion.
Anyone who's ever drank 60 ounces of vitamine water might tell you how badly you'll end up having to pee... but if they do tell you that, they're a fucking liar because I shat out the 60 ounces of vitamine water within 20 minutes of drinking it.
I kid you not, I had to flush the toilet 4 times to mask the sound of my continuous crapping because the nerd at the game store didn't seem too excited when he pointed me to the restroom.
After the restroom episode, my gf and I went to get gyros and we took a stroll through the park.
We came across this flyer. We looked at it closely, and then my gf insisted that it was our duty to take this flyer and throw it in the trash.
While I gulped through the third bottle, my girlfriend announced that, according to the labels, I had just consumed 60 ounces of panic attack potion.
Anyone who's ever drank 60 ounces of vitamine water might tell you how badly you'll end up having to pee... but if they do tell you that, they're a fucking liar because I shat out the 60 ounces of vitamine water within 20 minutes of drinking it.
I kid you not, I had to flush the toilet 4 times to mask the sound of my continuous crapping because the nerd at the game store didn't seem too excited when he pointed me to the restroom.
After the restroom episode, my gf and I went to get gyros and we took a stroll through the park.
We came across this flyer. We looked at it closely, and then my gf insisted that it was our duty to take this flyer and throw it in the trash.
Transcription below
"BABYSITTIN' SERVICE!!!!
Going out on a Saturday night?
Enjoying a day of relaxation?
Can't enjoy those things cuz' you've gotta watch your child?
Now you can! Dorian [full name] and Taylor [full name] are here to watch your children for a reasonable price!
With both of us at age thirteen and 7th graders we both have experience from babysitting.
We will watch all ages from 1 year olds to 9 year olds. We both have average grades and great attitudes.
We HIGHLY understand the responsibilityand maturity it takes to take care of your child.
You name the price that is resonable for you! (Payment by the hour is recommended)
If you are interested contact us at
[full phone number] (Dorian's phone)
[full phone number] (Taylor's phone)
taylor_[last name]@hotmail.com (Talor's Email)
[graphic: smiley face] Thanks 4 you're time."
"BABYSITTIN' SERVICE!!!!
Going out on a Saturday night?
Enjoying a day of relaxation?
Can't enjoy those things cuz' you've gotta watch your child?
Now you can! Dorian [full name] and Taylor [full name] are here to watch your children for a reasonable price!
With both of us at age thirteen and 7th graders we both have experience from babysitting.
We will watch all ages from 1 year olds to 9 year olds. We both have average grades and great attitudes.
We HIGHLY understand the responsibilityand maturity it takes to take care of your child.
You name the price that is resonable for you! (Payment by the hour is recommended)
If you are interested contact us at
[full phone number] (Dorian's phone)
[full phone number] (Taylor's phone)
taylor_[last name]@hotmail.com (Talor's Email)
[graphic: smiley face] Thanks 4 you're time."
Thursday, January 28, 2010
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