Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Rules of the Marion Manor of Iowa

1. No more chances.
2. No snotty, self-absorbed, - do as [you] damn well please - attitudes.
3. No slobbery (in part, or in total).
4. No rights.
5. No minding of business of which is not your own.
6. No further transgressions.
7. No snotty outbursts.
8. No sneaking out.
9. No staying out past 11:00pm on work nights.
10. No tromping up the stairs.
11. No leaving the lights on.
12. No cooking nor phone calls into the late hours of the night.
13. No AWOL's.
14. No bathroom messes.
15. No hiding messes behind closed doors.
16. No smoking (and no evidence there of).
17. No dirty Dishes.
18. No kitchen messes.
19. No misplacing of household items.